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Ahmadinejad's hallucinations of Allah

The President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a notorious anti-Semite and Holocaust denier, has claimed to receive revelations from Allah that guarantee his victory against the West. Furthermore, he claimed that Allah endorsed his development of nuclear technology.

Ahmadinejad stated that he wasn't the only one who received divine inspiration - George W. Bush receives it as well. Stealing a line from Hugo Chavez, however, Ahmadinejad asserted that Bush receives his inspiration directly from Satan.

Chavez and Ahmadinejad both candidly admitted that the Church Lady from Saturday Night Live was their greatest inspiration; "Could it be... maybe... SATAN?!?!"

YNet, Ahmadinejad, God told me we would win:
While the West is preparing to impose sanctions on Iran, due to the country's failure to suspend its nuclear activities, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is still optimistic. "We shall win," he was quoted in the Iranian media as saying Monday, and added: "One day I will be asked whether I have been in touch with someone who told me we would win, and I will respond: 'Yes, I have been in touch with God'."

"We must not be afraid of them," he stated, hinting to the western countries. Ahmadinejad also noted that although he was at times mocked for his preoccupation with spiritual matters and his use of "divine" words," he was nevertheless certain that Iran would prevail, after having secured the support of international public opinion for its cause.

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